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"Blemmyae" Unisex Softstyle T-shirt
"Blemmyae" Unisex Softstyle T-shirt
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Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Embrace your Inner BEAST!
Unleash your inner chaos with this bold and eccentric t-shirt featuring an eye-catching illustration of a Blemmyae – the legendary headless man of medieval lore whose face rests on his chest. With the words "Unpredictable, Uninhibited, Unhinged" emblazoned above the design, this shirt is the ultimate statement piece for those who don't mind being viewed as a ticking time bomb.
So who is this guy? Originating from ancient myths and historical accounts by explorers, Blemmyae are creatures of wonder and mystery, symbolizing a break from the ordinary and a journey into the unpredictable. Thought to inhabit remote and untamed lands, their lore resonates with the fearless and the adventurous.
This shirt is perfect for:
- Mythology enthusiasts who love blending history and humor.
- Fans of quirky, alternative, and intriguing apparel.
- Those who take pride in being unorthodox, adventurous, and, let’s face it, just a little bit dangerous.
I mean, come on. This shirt features a Blemmyae. I assure you that you can go ANYWHERE and you will be the only lucky bastard wearing a medieval headless man shirt... Let this shirt be a beacon of your untamed spirit and an icebreaker at any gathering. You really can't go wrong here.
Product features
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
- Twill tape shoulder tape for added durability
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainable production
- Ribbed knit collar to retain shape and provide elasticity
Care instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
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