"Blemmyae" Unisex Softstyle T-shirt

Embrace your Inner BEAST!

Unleash your inner chaos with this bold and eccentric t-shirt featuring an eye-catching illustration of a Blemmyae – the legendary headless man of medieval lore whose face rests on his chest. With the words "Unpredictable, Uninhibited, Unhinged" emblazoned above the design, this shirt is the ultimate statement piece for those who don't mind being viewed as a ticking time bomb.

So who is this guy? Originating from ancient myths and historical accounts by explorers, Blemmyae are creatures of wonder and mystery, symbolizing a break from the ordinary and a journey into the unpredictable. Thought to inhabit remote and untamed lands, their lore resonates with the fearless and the adventurous.

This shirt is perfect for:

• Mythology enthusiasts who love blending history and humor.
• Fans of quirky, alternative, and intriguing apparel.
• Those who take pride in being unorthodox, adventurous, and, let’s face it, just a little bit dangerous.

I mean, come on. This shirt features a Blemmyae. I assure you that you can go ANYWHERE and you will be the only lucky bastard wearing a medieval headless man shirt... Let this shirt be a beacon of your untamed spirit and an icebreaker at any gathering. You really can't go wrong here.

Product Details

·        Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

·        The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

·        All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

·        Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

·        Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Care instructions

·         Do not dry clean

·         Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

·         Do not bleach

·         Tumble dry: low heat

·         Iron, steam or dry: low heat

T-Shirt Size Guide (in inches)

·         XS: 16" wide, 27" long, 7.99" sleeve length

·         S: 18" wide, 28" long, 8.23" sleeve length

·         M: 20" wide, 29" long, 8.50" sleeve length

·         L: 22" wide, 30" long, 8.74" sleeve length

·         XL: 24" wide, 31" long, 9.02" sleeve length

·         2XL: 26" wide, 32" long, 9.25" sleeve length

·         3XL: 28" wide, 33" long, 9.49" sleeve length

·         4XL: 30" wide, 34" long, 9.72" sleeve length

·         5XL: 32" wide, 35" long, 9.96" sleeve length

Please note: All measurements refer to the actual garment dimensions. Widths are measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits. Sleeve lengths are measured from the top of the shoulder to the end of the sleeve. Allow for a 1.5 inch size tolerance

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