Retro 80's Pop Culture / Phone Home Unisex Softstyle Tee

Feeling like the world is on fire? This bold and witty I Don’t Want to Be on This Planet Anymore T-Shirt perfectly captures the frustration of living in chaotic times. Featuring a retro 80s-inspired illustration of a familiar extraterrestrial holding a phone in front of a burning Earth, this shirt is both nostalgic and fiercely relevant.

Designed for Gen X’ers, 80s fans, environmentalists, activists, and anyone overwhelmed by today’s political and environmental chaos, this graphic tee makes a powerful statement with humor and style. Whether you’re at a climate march, a political rally, or just venting at brunch with friends, this shirt says exactly what you’re thinking without you having to say a word.

It’s also the perfect conversation starter and makes a great gift for fans of classic pop culture, retro art, or anyone who is just plain done with the nonsense. Make it your go-to protest shirt, casual weekend tee, or eco-conscious wardrobe essential.

The Goods:

This unisex softstyle t-shirt is a versatile wardrobe staple that radiates comfort and style. This lightweight tee feels great against the skin, making it perfect for everyday wear or special occasions. Its classic crew neckline and relaxed fit ensure you look effortlessly chic whether you're out with friends or lounging at home. Grab one for yourself or purchase as a gift for friends and family.

Product Features:

Fabric is lightweight and soft. This versatile unisex t-shirt is comfy enough to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline delivers a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion. All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

*Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

More Deets:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton or a cotton/polyester blend for lightweight comfort
Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
Twill tape shoulder tape for added durability
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainable production
Ribbed knit collar to retain shape and provide elasticity

T-Shirt Size Guide (in inches):

XS: 16" wide, 27" long, 7.99" sleeve length
S: 18" wide, 28" long, 8.23" sleeve length
M: 20" wide, 29" long, 8.50" sleeve length
L: 22" wide, 30" long, 8.74" sleeve length
XL: 24" wide, 31" long, 9.02" sleeve length
2XL: 26" wide, 32" long, 9.25" sleeve length
3XL: 28" wide, 33" long, 9.49" sleeve length
4XL: 30" wide, 34" long, 9.72" sleeve length
5XL: 32" wide, 35" long, 9.96" sleeve length

Please note: All measurements refer to the actual garment dimensions. Widths are measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits. Sleeve lengths are measured from the top of the shoulder to the end of the sleeve. Allow for a 1.5 inch size tolerance.

Care Instructions:

Do not dry clean
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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