"No Faux-king Way" Unisex Softstyle T-shirt

No Faux-King Way!

Ready to torch the fairy tale? This shirt isn’t about kings and castles—it’s about the billionaires behind the walls. Featuring a bold castle graphic with the words “Are we really going to let a bunch of greedy oligarchs destroy our planet? No FAUX-king way,” this design is a defiant stand against the ultra-wealthy elites profiting off environmental collapse and systemic inequality.

This isn’t satire for satire’s sake—it’s a battle cry. While record-breaking heat waves, oil company lobbying, and environmental deregulation rage on, America’s richest continue to build bunkers and fly private jets through the smoke. From ExxonMobil’s hidden climate research (revealed by Inside Climate News) to Jeff Bezos spending billions on space flights while Amazon warehouse workers pass out from heat, the message is clear: they don’t plan to save the planet—they plan to escape it.

This shirt is for the activists, the eco-warriors, the unapologetic loudmouths who won’t sit quietly while oligarchs burn the world for quarterly profits. Whether you’re marching, organizing, or just pissing off your HOA board, this tee gives you the platform—loud, clever, and crystal clear.

The Goods:
This unisex softstyle t-shirt is a versatile wardrobe staple that radiates comfort and style. This lightweight tee feels great against the skin, making it perfect for everyday wear or special occasions. Its classic crew neckline and relaxed fit ensure you look effortlessly chic whether you're out with friends or lounging at home. Perfect for gifting during holidays, birthdays, or just because!

Product Features:
-Fabric is lightweight and soft. This versatile unisex t-shirt is comfy enough to wear all year round.
-The classic fit with the crew neckline delivers a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion. All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
-Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
-Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

More Deets:
-Made with 100% ring-spun cotton or a cotton/polyester blend for lightweight comfort
-Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
-Twill tape shoulder tape for added durability
-Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainable production
-Ribbed knit collar to retain shape and provide elasticity

T-Shirt Size Guide (in inches):
XS: 16" wide, 27" long, 7.99" sleeve length
S: 18" wide, 28" long, 8.23" sleeve length
M: 20" wide, 29" long, 8.50" sleeve length
L: 22" wide, 30" long, 8.74" sleeve length
XL: 24" wide, 31" long, 9.02" sleeve length
2XL: 26" wide, 32" long, 9.25" sleeve length
3XL: 28" wide, 33" long, 9.49" sleeve length
4XL: 30" wide, 34" long, 9.72" sleeve length
5XL: 32" wide, 35" long, 9.96" sleeve length

All measurements refer to the actual garment dimensions. Widths are measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits. Sleeve lengths are measured from the top of the shoulder to the end of the sleeve. Allow for a 1.5 inch size tolerance.

Care instructions:
Do not dry clean
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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