"Grab him by the TESLAcles" Unisex Softstyle T-shirt

Grab their attention. Expose the hypocrisy. Wear the resistance.
This bold satirical tee takes aim at Trump’s misogyny, Musk’s privilege, and the corrupt alliance between billionaires and American democracy.

Featuring a provocative image that cleverly combines Tesla imagery with a shape resembling male anatomy, and the daring phrase “Grab Him By The TESLAcles,” this shirt pulls no punches in calling out two of today’s most controversial figures. It’s a pointed commentary on Trump’s notorious predatory behavior, immortalized by his infamous "grab them" quote, and Elon Musk’s unethical political influence through money and privilege. The design critiques how Trump’s administration sold access to American democracy to a billionaire tech mogul with dangerous ambitions.

Perfect for liberals, social justice warriors, feminists, anti-fascists, anti-MAGA Americans, Democrats, scholars, anti-authoritarians, and progressives who refuse to stay silent about the commercialization of our government and the blatant misogyny of those in power. If you’re heading to a protest, women’s march, political rally, or simply want to wear your resistance loud and proud — this shirt belongs in your wardrobe.

Who needs this shirt? Anyone who believes in equality, transparency, and democracy. Anyone sick of billionaires buying power. Anyone ready to stand up to Trumpism and Musk’s political influence. Whether you wear it to make a statement at rallies or to spark conversation in everyday settings, this shirt is a powerful conversation starter and a wearable protest.

The Goods: This unisex softstyle t-shirt is a versatile wardrobe staple that radiates comfort and style. This lightweight tee feels great against the skin, making it perfect for everyday wear or special occasions. Its classic crew neckline and relaxed fit ensure you look effortlessly chic whether you're out with friends or lounging at home. Perfect for gifting during holidays, birthdays, or just because!

Product Features:
Fabric is lightweight and soft. This versatile unisex t-shirt is comfy enough to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline delivers a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion. All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

More Deets
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton or a cotton/polyester blend for lightweight comfort
Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
Twill tape shoulder tape for added durability
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainable production
Ribbed knit collar to retain shape and provide elasticity

T-Shirt Size Guide (in inches):
XS: 16" wide, 27" long, 7.99" sleeve length
S: 18" wide, 28" long, 8.23" sleeve length
M: 20" wide, 29" long, 8.50" sleeve length
L: 22" wide, 30" long, 8.74" sleeve length
XL: 24" wide, 31" long, 9.02" sleeve length
2XL: 26" wide, 32" long, 9.25" sleeve length
3XL: 28" wide, 33" long, 9.49" sleeve length
4XL: 30" wide, 34" long, 9.72" sleeve length
5XL: 32" wide, 35" long, 9.96" sleeve length

Please note: All measurements refer to the actual garment dimensions. Widths are measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits. Sleeve lengths are measured from the top of the shoulder to the end of the sleeve. Allow for a 1.5 inch size tolerance.

Care instructions
Do not dry clean
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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