"Brains Matter" Unisex Softstyle T-shirt

I Think Therefore I Am Not a Trump Supporter T-Shirt – Liberal Statement Tee for Free Thinkers

Product Description:
Smart, sassy, and cerebrally fed up. This bubble gum pink brain isn't just a cute cartoon—it's a full-on mental mic drop. Featuring the bold phrase “I think; therefore I am (not a Trump supporter),” this shirt takes aim at mindless MAGA madness with a sharp wit and a sharper message. If logic, reason, and reality still mean something to you, this is your uniform of sanity in a sea of cultish chaos.

In a world where facts are optional and fascism is rebranded as freedom, this shirt is your wearable eye-roll. It's perfect for political rallies, campus debates, holiday dinner landmines, or just reminding strangers at the grocery store that critical thinking isn’t dead—it’s just been exiled to the liberal left. Whether you're a progressive, a recovering Republican, or someone who simply prefers brains over blind loyalty, this tee speaks your truth louder than a Fox News meltdown.

The Goods:
This unisex softstyle t-shirt is a versatile wardrobe staple that radiates comfort and style. This lightweight tee feels great against the skin, making it perfect for everyday wear or special occasions. Its classic crew neckline and relaxed fit ensure you look effortlessly chic whether you're out with friends or lounging at home. Perfect for gifting during holidays, birthdays, or just because!

Product Features:
-Fabric is lightweight and soft. This versatile unisex t-shirt is comfy enough to wear all year round.
-The classic fit with the crew neckline delivers a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion. All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
-Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
-Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

More Deets
-Made with 100% ring-spun cotton or a cotton/polyester blend for lightweight comfort
-Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
-Twill tape shoulder tape for added durability
-Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainable production
-Ribbed knit collar to retain shape and provide elasticity

T-Shirt Size Guide (in inches):
XS: 16" wide, 27" long, 7.99" sleeve length
S: 18" wide, 28" long, 8.23" sleeve length
M: 20" wide, 29" long, 8.50" sleeve length
L: 22" wide, 30" long, 8.74" sleeve length
XL: 24" wide, 31" long, 9.02" sleeve length
2XL: 26" wide, 32" long, 9.25" sleeve length
3XL: 28" wide, 33" long, 9.49" sleeve length
4XL: 30" wide, 34" long, 9.72" sleeve length
5XL: 32" wide, 35" long, 9.96" sleeve length

Please note: All measurements refer to the actual garment dimensions. Widths are measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits. Sleeve lengths are measured from the top of the shoulder to the end of the sleeve. Allow for a 1.5 inch size tolerance.

Care Instructions
Do not dry clean
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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